Don't get caught

2.5years for "pulling down girl's pants and panties..."

http://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/courts-crime/former-security-guard-jailed-for-212-years-for-molesting-12-year-old-girl

I think I need to start revi$ing my Deluxe "u-take-off" packages to safeguard myself from horny Guards (pun intended)