CNY rental

" Ah Boy, where's your last year Girlfriend?

  Aiyo, you so big already still single. I'm married with kids at your age. 想当年。。”

Before they 想当年，Thank god, I'm usually done with CNY by end of Day 1.

If you'd like to shut the mouths of these cocky relatives this year of Rooster, consider CNY rental gf / date / pally*.

[Yeah I understand, what with you already having a big hole in your pocket giving out angbaos to relatives you see once a year. 

But if you are expecting to harvest Blue-note angbaos,

Or need me to be your Lady of Luck (wearing bright red panties underneath) beside you when you play 21, by-luck, or roll dice at the casinos...

Drop me a note under Absolutely Other Requests.

Leave down your real contact to facilitate quick discussion of rates and confirmation of dates.

Avail dates/sessions: 

• 29 Jan Sun AM /PM / night 

• 30 Jan Mon AM /PM / night

• 31 Jan Tue AM /PM

* panties not included

 Or if you are feeling generous and simply want to give Mew an angbao (red packet donation).

㊗️ 新年快乐！

🐔年发大财、

请多多捧场。